Macdonalds Conspiracy

[lumpisan]

Dudes, hello. I work at a Macdonalds. Not by choice. The food sucks, and the pepole suck. And it really sucks to have a bunch of hicks screaming for hamburgers in your ear all night. Oh and by th way.... WE HAVE MODERN TECHNOLOGY, DO NOT YELL AT THE FUKiNg BOX DAMMIT!! im tired of my ears bleeding due to a person who hasnt been to macdonalds since the 70s. But I degress. I have always thought that mac donalds was trying to turn us all into fat bastards so they could take us over whene were to fat and then scoop us up Soylent Green style and make food out of us and sell us to the Ugoslavians. But i had no proof.... until yesterday.... and go to a macdonals if u dont believe me. A SOUBLE CHEESEBUrGER IS MORE THAN A REGLAR CHEESEBURGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BY LIKE 20 CENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!