Macdonalds Conspiracy

[Bod]

I hate McDonalds with so much fury I could pass out. So many unhealthy people I know who try to follow a healthy diet in the unlikely hope that they will lose weight because they falter and go to McDonalds 'for a treat', FOR A TREAT?!!! Why for the love of all that is good in the world could anyone think that eating in that cess-pit of human depravity is a treat? It's not food, it's filler.

What is wrong with folk that they think eating flavoured dung is somehow pleasurable? What went wrong? What happened to flavour, texture and just the sheer joy or eating food. These people just wolf that shite down their throats without it touching the sides and then say 'Ooh, I could just eat another'. And then they moan that they're fat.