i hate internet

[CaptainBubba]

I hate that people online think it is a good idea to meet other people that they met online and then it is considered a tradgedy when they are violently raped and bludgeoned to death with a club when really it is just natural selection.

I hate that people on EBAY feel compelled to only bid on 1 out of the 2000 identical items that they saw first so one DVD copy of "Spaceballs" goes up to $400 while nobody uses the $1.00 buyout option on the other 1999.

I hate that no matter where you go on the internet there is a community where a gangly white male who doesn't shave will post a picture of himself throwing a gang symbol and wearing a bandana and a 15 year old "girl" will post something like "Boy you lookin fine" and I cant kill them both before their nitrous addicted spawn crawls out of her stinky butthole because her vagina collapsed into itself.

I hate people in online video games who honestly, truthfully, down in their hearts, believe that it does make them a better person when they win at a video game. As a side-hate, I hate that people who play RTS games must actually hate the game and so they perfect a rush strategy to make the game only last 2 minutes because every second is torture for them i guess, I mean heaven forbid I get to the colonization era, its so much more fun for you to send 2 horses and kill all my villagers 1.5 minutes into the game.

I hate that the older generation tries to act like the internet is such an awful source of information unless you use their sanctioned services like "infotrac" that basically work like a google with down-syndrome and a file database that instantly deletes any files pertinent to what you were searching for and replaces them with 100 page articles on why the Russians have the best Nirvana cover bands.

I hate that people on the internet take the internet seriously.

I love the internet.