Repeating my name like a psycho on loop, I see.
Er, read...
No matter.
I have better things to do than prove my comedic worth to someone who is my junior by five years. I've got scripts on the table... And music to make.
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*handing Chojin his self esteem*
This has been molding in my basement for the past month. I thought you would like to have it back before we parted ways. I stole it when you were looking up furry porn. Funny.. I had more time to complete the task than I knew what to do with.
And do brush your teeth at some point today; if they were any darker, someone might mistake your mouth for bits of rotting carrots. Hey, come to think of it, that's a lot like the newbie/baby food you make everyone eat. Only the carrots caked (CAKED! HAHA! THAT'S YOUR FAVORITE!) on your teeth aren't of the strained variety.
Here, have a slice.. Hell, have the whole thing. If you're still hungry, I'll give you a straight razor to scrape it off your plaquey maw and you can just eat it again.
Mmmm,
bad dental heigene...
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a dentist appointment to go to. I'm not expecting that it will take long; I actually take CARE of my teeth.
PS: If the Pikachu card could talk, he'd call you a loser in his own special way.
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Oh, and if you didn't find any of this funny, then you must be dead inside, and I find that to be more hilarious than that can type.
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