i work at a supermarket, and i guess a few years back some fat black lady came in with a cake that she bought and she said that it was bad so she wanted a new one. my friend chris had a look at the cake and realized that 3/4 of it was missing. chris says "we're not giving you your money back." the lady demands a refund. chris goes "we're not giving you your money back, because clearly you were enjoying it." she was fat, so she took offense and stormed off to the manager. chris gives her the old tip of the hat and now chris is out of the picture.
onto the evening manager. she tells the manager the story and he agrees with chris that they aren't going to give her a refund. then she goes into a rant about "oh, if i was white then this would've been settled awhile ago" blah blah blah. and the manager goes
"no, if you were white i would slap you so it wouldn't be a hate crime."

oh man