My opinions about high school have changed since I left

[Courage the Cowardly Dog]

Mine is different

2003 - High school is hell on earth
Now - man my life is so much better then in high school

2003 - life outside of school is gonna be hard, in the private sector people want results.
Now - Working is SO much easier then schoolwork

2003 - It'll be harder getting girls when i'm out of high school
Now - lousy teenage adultophiles won't stop asking me to prom. DOWN JAILBATE! I like chicks with permanant teeth

2003 - life not living with my parents will be more difficult
Now - Thank God I don't have to listen to my mom anymore, time to jump naked on the furniture while eating sugary foods.

2003 - I better call my mom and tell her i'm gonna be late
Now - I better call my hamster and tell her I'm gonna be late

2003 - I hope my mom doesn't find my pornographic drawings of lois lane
Now - I hope my various female friends don't find my hentai DVDs.

2003 - Damn, i'm grounded
Now - Damn one of my female friends stole my hentai DVDs