Join the E.P.O.A.E.P.I.C.A.P.H.W.H.

[Jeff The Ninja]

For the past two days, I have had the most horrible head cold. But, it is that same headcold that unleashed my latent SuperHuman Abilities. Yesterday, I sneezed and somehow, the ball of snot managed to launch 15 feet and leave a stain on the wall that is about a foot in diameter. I decided to clean up my new ultra sticky mucus but as it is ultra sticky it wouldnt come clean.

Realizing what I had just done, I quickly came to the conclusion that that microwaved Burrito became radioactive and changed my DNA, just like those happy people in Chernobyl. Now the force of my sneezes goes through 5 kleenexes, and when its red it tastes funny.

So what I am trying to get at, is I want to found a Global Network of superheroes, as none such network exists. So if you have superpowers or you can punch people pretty hard you are welcome to join Signup and join the earth peoples organized against evil people in capes and possibly helmets with horns(E.P.O.A.E.P.I.C.A.P.H.W.H.). And It will be our mission to keep the internet safe from spambots and other minor annoyances.