THIS IS A MOCKWARS THREAD!!!!!!!!

[Marc Summers]

RULES

1. The 3:1 jerk-to-non-jerk ratio must be upheld.

2. Guitar Woman bitching at Seven Force about his lazy eye is a must.

3. If you have less than 200 posts, you have to post at least three times, preferably more. Also, they can't be more than 5 words each (at least 3 have to be mispelled), so feel free to use as many smileys or exclamation points followed by ones and/or the word "shift" or any combination thereof to make yourself seem like a witty and charming individual while making up the deficit. Finally, all of your posts can't have more than one reply by another person in between them. That's just common sense.

4. (Completed) The topic title must be in all caps and have a seemingly random number of exclamation points in order grab attention amoung all the other all caps topics. Also, it gives the illusion that this thread is something you might want to be a part of.

5. And of course, have fun. But be safe! And play by the rules! C'mon guys, don't be gay.