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Old Apr 15th, 2006, 03:19 AM        my very first conversation with Guitar Woman
I think it went well.

is_vs_hell: look at you, all online and shit
Emily: 11 pm and drunk as a lord
is_vs_hell: 11 pm? where the fuck do you live?
Emily: oregon
is_vs_hell: you live with willie!
Emily: WHAT
Emily: HOLY SHIT
is_vs_hell: I think willie lives in oraygun
is_vs_hell: I THINK
is_vs_hell: WAIT
is_vs_hell: LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
is_vs_hell: I THINK BUT IM NOT SURE THE END
is_vs_hell: that was it
is_vs_hell: that was the story
Emily: wanna hear my story
is_vs_hell: not really
Emily: jerk
is_vs_hell: well I don't, but you can tell me anyway
is_vs_hell: and I promise I won't just change the subject like I didn't read it
Emily: nevermind, i forgot wat it was
Emily: plus i have to go in like five minutes, my laptop is almost dead
is_vs_hell: don't you fucking lie to me
is_vs_hell: oh god I swear I'll hurt you
Emily: I'm sorry
Emily: i'll never do it again
is_vs_hell: this is not a very good way to kick off our relationship
Emily: hey i remembered my story, wanna hear it
is_vs_hell: no, but you can tell me anyway
Emily: so I was at the library today, and out of the corner of my eye i spotted a Ranma comic, and upon further investigation I found like four of hem and I was all "wow, that's a lot of damn fucking ranma"
is_vs_hell: okay, is that the end
Emily: no
is_vs_hell: FUCK
Emily: then i checked them all out and felt like a faggot
is_vs_hell: okay, is that the end
Emily: yeah
is_vs_hell: okay that was a great fucking story
is_vs_hell: but I had to force myself to get through it
Emily: there's more if you want to hear about how i wept because i was so lame
Emily: =(
is_vs_hell: yes, stories about suffering always make me feel good about my day
Emily: yeah, so I finished reading all of them, then i realized how much of a faggot i really am, and got drunk and got on the internet
Emily: AND HERE WE ARE
is_vs_hell: did you drink something really gay
is_vs_hell: to match your newfound faggotness
Emily: peppermint schnapps
Emily: oh shit damn and hell man, i need to go
is_vs_hell: why
is_vs_hell: what the fuck
is_vs_hell: why
Emily: I have stuff to do tomorrow and as it is I'm gonna have a fucking huge hangover
Emily: I'll be back though
is_vs_hell: fine then
Emily: bye
is_vs_hell: make sure you get on more than once a month
is_vs_hell: and show me your tits next time, or something
is_vs_hell: I mean, I DID sit through your story
is_vs_hell: but you go have fun now
is_vs_hell: bye hon
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