Facebook AGAIN lol

[Sethomas]

I love the new status feature. Sure sure, everyone loves to customize it with wacky statements about themselves. I do it myself. I like to set my status to such ways that make my friends question their surroundings and their relationship with technology. "Sethomas is right behind you", for example, is something my friends once read when viewing their friends list. (I'll give inspirational credit to Sensei Max Burbank for that.)

But what I really LOVE is when people purely don't grasp how the status prompt translates into its presented form. The question "I am ----" leads to wonderful results when people use improper personal adjectives or other modifiers. My favorites include "Liz is shaking my booty" and "Amanda is trying to control myself. I just can't control myself!" It's just so WEIRD, you know?