YES I GOT A (blow)JOB!

[Mike]

After much searching I finally have a (blow)job! I am a (grunt)construction worker for a (ex-con)contractor! I am going to be so (miserable)happy to finally have this (blow)job. The last job I had was as a very well paid (donut-fetcher)circuits TA, but I am sure that I will enjoy being a (weedwhacker)grunt again just the same (oh fuck me with a chainsaw).


meh... all things considered I'm actually happy to have the job. But sometimes it's more fun to bitch. I can admit that. In case any of you are construction workers too, don't take offense. I've been a construction worker far longer than I've done anything else. But you can probably tell by the way I fail to order lexical items in my paragraphs.