the road kill thread

[noob3]

one time driving my girlfriend & 2 of her friends, i went up a hill & on the other side there was a huge, collared dog. there owners were on the sidewalk, waving & shouting. i got like, air time hitting that dog. i had no way to avoid it, i just kept driving. it was like some huge monsterous german shepard or somthing.

one of the girl's i happened to be driving started crying. i couldn't stop laughing, my girlfriend just said i was making things worse. it wasn't that funny, now that i think about it. but at the time, woo!