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Old May 30th, 2006, 02:23 PM        The new Dutch Pedo/Vegan/nudist/Pirate political party
Could be worse, I could be voting libertarian.

The Charity, Freedom and Diversity (NVD) party said on its Web site it would be officially registered Wednesday, proclaiming: "We are going to shake The Hague awake!"


There's stances are as follows

1. legalize doanloading music and video over file sharers
2. keep beastiality legal
3. change the legal age for hookers/porn stars to 16
4. Sex ed in kindergarten (which begins at 3 years old in Holland)
5. Age of consent lowered to 12 years old. Also kids can vote/drink Jesus juice/smoke left and righthanded ciggarettes/and hump from 12 years of age. eventually the NVD plans to have all age limits on sex removed.
6. Child Porn, make it legal to possess but illegal to sell. (You have to give it away i guess, thats where the filesharing get in)
7. no fish/meat, those are for humpin not eatin
8. Legalize ALL drugs in all amounts except for foriegners
9. Public nudity should be legal as long as you bring a towel for sitting on a public bench (whenever you go someplace new remember to bring a towel)
10. make the subways and trains FREE! Oh yeah and you can ride them all natural. (as if I didn't already)
11. no religion in school, it might stifle the kids desire to hump with morals.
12. marraiges can still be performed, but the government can't recognize them.

http://www.nvd.nu/
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