Cheap sons of bitches. Reaganomics screws me yet again

[Courage the Cowardly Dog]

So I work at a clothing factory for near minimum wage. (well I didn't work very hard today but there is a reason for that)

I need a revenge plan.

They hosed me out of my memorial day pay. I came in literally one minute late because my carpool was slow because my neighbour travis got laid (long story). Anyway Travis clocks in at 7:00 AM. I clock in 3 seconds after him...... 7:01. So I'm out $50 as is company policy for being late the day befor a holiday.

Since I've started working there a year ago. The following has happened.

1. i got Chronic obstructed pulminary disorder from toxic dust at the site.
2. I threw out my back cause they refuse to provide back braces.
3. My boss has called me, faggot, retard, dumbass, and so forth. Then he got mad when i got the fat bastard an "I beat anorexia" t shirt for christmas.
4. Almost got hit by a car while stoping traffic ILLEGALLY which they make me do once a month.
5. Signed a paper consenting to a drug test whenever asked even though it had a disclaimer that asking me to was illegal.
6. I've worked with convicted (and practicing) pedophiles and Drug dealers (and worse yet, a pentacostal who WON'T STOP SINGING)
7. Contracted a respratory infection from going into a toxic mold covered house that was condemned by the city to retrieve crap they NEVER USE. and then again to inventory it, and also threw out my back in it.
8. Dealt with Daniel's Rancid farts (he smells pretty bad)
9. Been forced to listen to country music nonstop.
10. All with no hope or room for raise or premotion.

So I need a maniacle plan for vengance. Let's pay these cheap SOBs back.

Pissing in the coffee cup seems to good for them. I need something clever, something.... hard to prosecute.