Fraud

[DeadKennedys]

Lately I've noticed my moneys running a little low. I was down to $700, and I thought that couldn't be right because a few weeks ago I had over $2000.

So I checked my bank account thoroughly, and lo and behold... apparently, I spent a thousand dollars flying to Estonia, and another 700 at a hotel there. Hmm, don't remember that part.

I called my bank and got everything sorted out and should have my money back soon. That's nice, but I want retribution. I want the bank to find these guys, sever a finger off each hand and send them to me so I can make a necklace. Or, a photograph of them all in a nude pyramid would suffice.

So, moral of the story; check your bank accounts early and often, you just might get a fat paycheck.