A CAT-astrophic Problem hahaha

[Schimid]

I think every red-blooded male in the whole world has kicked a cat at least once in their life.

Not really hard or anything, just a little nudge when no-one's looking. I just find them so kickable. They always come up to you constantly and just meowing and looking up at you like they want something and then just rubbing up on your leg and pacing back and forth around your shin. And they don't even do anything when you kick them, just run away and hide between kickings.

There are three cats in my house, and I'm constantly shoving two of them away. I do it to my girlfriend's cat even more often when she leaves the room.

Is there something wrong with me? They're just so fleshy and soft and vulnerable