What is this? a conspiracy?

[Mad Melvin]

Why is it, that everytime some girl becomes interested in me, along comes at least two more girls, who are also interested.

Like, okay, I went on a date with this one girl, who has a sister. The sister was all over me one night at a bar, when I was drunk. Now I fear that the older sister, who I went to the date with, might find out.
And now, there is this third girl. And I don't know which one to choose.

Im going to a bar tonight, and im pretty sure all three of them will be there. I don't even know why i'm going. I guess i'm fucked.

I don't even know what the point of this story was. Well, i'm kinda drunk right now and I guess I just had to share. And i-mockery is the exact place to go when you have lame relationship stuff to share!