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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 08:45 PM        Oh my God
Seeing as this has to do with my dick I thought it should be in loveline. If Im wrong then sue me. But here goes

So Im behind G building at school with my friends doing some extreme walking. My friend Corey comes by and Im gonna mess with him. I tell him to come here and he does. I squirrel tap him to say hello. At this point for me I moved in a really wierd position so I got my pubes stuck in my zipper. Corey didnt like getting hit in the nuts and responds with a "Hey Austin!" and kicks my cock. MY HAIR IS RIPPED OUT. I scream because it hurts so fucking bad. The bell rings and I go to my classes. I ignore the pain and it eventually goes away. Fast forward to this morning. I roll over to my stomach after I wake up and flich with pain. Im thinkin "what the fuck??". I undo my boxers look down and notice I was wrong about yesterday. It wasnt hair... It was SKIN. I now have a cut on my cock. Now I walk funnier than I did before. Holy shit ow. Its painful if I shift the wrong way. Its been like this all day. Great. Hopw you guys are laughing at me now
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