The Pluto conspiracy

[Grislygus]

Nope. The conspiracy's all wrong. The International Astronomical Union is ACTUALLY in bed with the FBI. Naming Pluto is only the first step in Operation Switch. The next stage is to name Pluto a moon. That way, if any of these damned conspiracy theorists can prove that the we never landed on the moon, the government can say that they didn't land on OUR moon, but actually Pluto. Try to disprove that, conspiracites.