You're a Throwback to the Stick Deodorant Era

[McClain]

Sans a few lucky people I met in train stations, everyone else I know are assholes. Except for you. I like you. And I like that you still wear that cake deodorant. You spit in the face of modern advances and popular census. Why wear something clear when only cake deodorant gives you those errant white balls that dangle from your pit hairs? You can't achieve those results with a clear gel or a spray. Semper Cake Deo!