Why is it that my roommate cannot work a simple toilet? And then he gets all pissy with me when I confront him about the fact that he left a nice stinky present for the rest of us that live here. He claims that the toilet is not powerful enough to handle his shit, and that it takes several flushes and he doesn't have the time to stand around and flush it for twenty minutes. Despite the fact that one more flush was all it took to get rid of the surprise he left behind.
