Grrrrr Microorganisms...

[Sethomas]

No, not really. His grandson, my great-uncle, just died a few years ago. He had the Springfield muzzle loader used in the Civil War sitting in his living room, and for as long as he was of health to hunt he used it to shoot squirrels. My uncle was pretty amazing, he was always on the PBS show out of Indy called "Across Indiana" simply for being awesome. All this, and for the last thirty or so years of his life he had NO INTESTINES. I'm not making that up!