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ZeldasBiggestFan: Chojin doesnt like me at all Im pretty sure he wont care when he knows I think the same
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Chojin: OBJECTION!
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Gadzooks: STOOGED!
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Jixby Phillips: WHAT DID YOU SAY
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ZeldasBiggestFan: Its right there
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Sam: SEE HERE COMES THAT TOUGH GUY ATTITUDE
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ZeldasBiggestFan: Im not being a tough guy Im being tired
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Chojin: You claim that you are "Zelda's biggest fan"
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ZeldasBiggestFan: yes
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ZeldasBiggestFan: haha
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Sam: he's certainly not the smartest
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Chojin: How then do you explain the incidient in which you masturbated in the girls' bathroom?!
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ZeldasBiggestFan: I didnt
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Jixby Phillips: you did
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Gadzooks: hey Lowbrow what happen to your link to you xanga
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Chojin: And I have the evidence to prove it!
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ZeldasBiggestFan: What do you mean what happened to the link
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Gadzooks: i want to read about how you hate your parent for not letting you get the wii sooner
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Chojin:
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Sam: DON'T YOU SPEAK NO FUCKING ENLGISH
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Chojin: Your honor, this picture was taken at 12:31 PM!
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ZeldasBiggestFan: Yeah but apparently you cant
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Jixby Phillips: you touched your dick
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Jixby Phillips: admit it
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Chojin: These are clearly Zelda's bellbottoms and shoes!
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Jixby Phillips: admit that you touched your dick, son
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Chojin: and this picture was taken by the victim's best friend... IN THE GIRLS' BATHROOM!
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Sam: DUH DUH DUUUUHHNNN
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ZeldasBiggestFan: I wear chuck taylors
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Chojin: That doesn't explain what you were doing in the girls' bathroom!
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Jixby Phillips: QUIT BRAGGING
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ZeldasBiggestFan: Im not bragging and I wasnt in the girls bathroom
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Jixby Phillips: you were
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Chojin: It's a little late in your testimony to deny the court record!
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Jixby Phillips: and you were touching your dick
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Sam: DON'T DENY IT
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Gadzooks: I didn't know they sold chuck taylors at big and tall stores
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ZeldasBiggestFan: I dont think so
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ZeldasBiggestFan: They dont they sell them at journeys
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Jixby Phillips: you jerked off your dick and you kept going OOGA BOOGA
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Gadzooks: i bet you went to them with open arms
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Chojin: No further questions, Jixby.
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