Diet Jerk Atkins Dies!

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DIET man DIES, Mr. Atkins died yesterday when he slipped and fell on the ice. Personally I'm glad this guy is dead, he made fat girls with his diet into short-term skinny people, and then they stop the diet when they find someone and then they just BALLOON up and become their fat selves again and then become cocky bitches like Roseanne and you become bumbling DAN CONNER. So good riddance Atkins! Good Riddance Indeedy!