Bringing a knife to a gufight

[Grislygus]

Whoops, sorry.

Originally Posted by Grislygus

"Local Joe Nobody, checking out the noodles in the pool section, said he heard about the Lama rampage but considered it an isolated incident. He was more excited about the improvement in his floaties, as he had taken swimming lessons Friday morning.


"I'm overwhelmed with it," he said as he swam around the mall without inner tubes for the first time in years."