You mean like crabs? because I wouldn't want that at all.
No I mean a horrible mutant boil will grow on th tip of your genitals. ANd all the girls will want to get in your pants on taht day. prepare for letdown.
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List to do beore I die:
[x] punch an elephant
[x] kick the moon
[x] High-Five The Harlem Globetrotters
[_] Become an I-mockery god
[_] Defeat Lenor
[_] Become Womti's Best Friend