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Misdemonar · #1

Hello and thank you for watchting the 6 o clock news!

Today we will be doing on a report on a evil website, shurely the spawn of satan's seed, I-mockery.com

Yes, this vulgar and non redeeming site has been going on for years!

Terrible! some might say, as did our honorable president George w bush.

Thier articles are particular nasty, I mean, Shorts and Mini Mocks? What
2 timeing dumbass runs this site!, And the articles! teaching today's youth to indulge in costumed sex!, Stealing delictable treats from the local 7/11! Oh the humanity!

This just in, it seems this sacreligous satanic soul-sucking web page has a community of cult members! Oh these nerds are pathetic! Making fun of one another, let's go to bob for the story!

Hi Jane! I'm at the i-mockery forums, and to tell you, it's hell here, with the mock wars starting to heat up, I need some sunscreen, woo-wee! it seems that all these nerds are fighting for eachother's admiration! the days the spent in a basement reading Larry the cable guy books, and watching Comedy central could pay off!

yes bob, but do these "Nerds" have a leader?

I'm sorry to say jane, no, but they do admire a group of what they consider, comanders of a glitter starship.

And who would those be bob?

Well heres one, jixby phillps, who they all find quite funny,

Ok, but what are the terrors they do to show him thier admiration?

They suck his dick.

I'm sorry bob, what?

They suck his dick,

why?

it makes him feel good jane, they suck him till his testicles have shirvlied up and have been asorbed into his body.

What is wrong with these pepole?

Jane these pepole deserve to be commited.