Philo Forum War

[MattJack]

FELLOW I-MOCKERY CITIZENS!

Do you like mocking people?
Do you like making completely mindless posts?
Do you have a sense of humor?
Do you sleep or eat, ever?
Do you hate blacks?
Do you want a better, more funnner board?


Well if you said yes to atleast 1 of these questions, you have qualified to read further!


Lately, the Philo Forum Elites(The PFE) have taken the forum hostage. The main base of operations is located somewhere between Queerville and Unfunnyonia, we're still trying to locate the precise coordinates as we speak.


We believe that it is time to stage a massive 3 part invasion of unprecedented and merciless mocking. High noon has come and this town isn't big enou.. wait that doesn't make any sense.


Sure, you are scared, maybe even a little bit of a queer yourself, but still you are asking yourself, "Wha.. What can I do to help?"


SIMPLE


The first stage of attack is for every able man, woman, and asian to make atleast 3-5 mindless posts a day in the philo forum.


"BUT NOBODY LIKES ME AND I DONT THINK SOME OF THE COOL ELITES THAT I SPENT SO MUCH TIME SUCKING ASS ON WILL LIKE THAT EITHER."


Quit being A PUSSY SON! Before Rome was sacked, the Goths weren't all, "But next week I got a dental appointment and I got this pimple on my ass that is really hurting. I don't think we should."


NO! They packed up all their balloons, confetti, clowns, animal rides, and by god they went to ROME and partied their asses off. EVERYONE HAD A GREAT TIME.


Let's start a war.


Now for some motivational pictures