NEW SHORT: "LISTEN TO SANJAYA'S HAIR!"

[MattJack]

I think he realizes he's a joke. I was watching it tonight at work and it just kinda seems like everyone involved with American Idol treats this dildo like that geeky kid everyone got away with making fun of in high school. I mean life has got to suck when Ryan Seacrest can fuck with you on national television, and you just take it like an 11 year old alter boy at 8 o'clock Sunday mass in San Fransisco.

I don't think he really wants to be there either because he has got to know the deal by now. However, I'm gonna keep voting for him because #1, I want to make sweet babies with his sister, and #2 I like to feel like I'm taking part in killing the Roman Empire of television which is American Idol.