So.... who is up for boycotting the Beijing Olympics?

[Courage the Cowardly Dog]

I wasn't gonna watch it anyway. Seems boring. And I never buy any olympic merch.

But I can CLAIM I'm protesting their

a. blocking Sudanese sanctions and buying 80% of the oil that funds the darfur genocide

b. forcing christians and muslims to give up their social security to join a religion and arresting them for praying outside designated areas.

c. Teabagging Tibet, taiwan, and supporting Kim Jong Ill.

d. The forced abortions and junk. (I like having sex with Asian women as much as the next man but wear a damn condom instead of aborting girls) I do like they made prenatel testing for gender illegal so they can't abort girls until they get a boy. But that's still just SLIGHTLY less immoral.