Now I'm not Shinto but this is the coolest festival of all time.
The story starts that a long time ago in Japan there was a hot girl. Who had a demon.....in her vagina..... kinda like that chick on Drawn Together. Anyway her first husband tried to bone her... and it BIT HIS WANG OFF! BUt she was so hot another guy married her and tried to bone her. It bit his off too. So she went to Shinto shrine, the one all the hookers used to pray against STDs and asked the priest, who made an iron dildo and used it to break the demon's teeth, Then I think HE boned her.
Anyway this time every year the Japanese celebrate the festival of the steel wang. They use it to raise money for a HIV research. This is celebrated by making penis shaped foods carrying penis idols and taking a hot Asian school girl, and making her ride a Penis idol like the guy from Dr. Strangelove. THis day is also popular for penis shaped lollipops and ice cream.
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This is wrong on at LEAST 3 different levels that I can tell. One of which is she is not sharing her wangsicle with her little sister.
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