I-Mockery DVD Sale *BONANZA* (and i don't use that word lightly!)

[MattJack]

Dear Mr Mockery,

I would like to buy the Super Mario Bros Super Show dvds. I have a good job and I can pay for these things unlike ZeldasBFF. I will give you monies or I can give you my personal blonde mustache in exchange for this ware of yours. Please tell me how much money or how much mustache you would like.

<3
MattJack

PS. I know you have dark hair, but a blonde mustache adds +10 to Cool and +15 to Sex Appeal. It's up to you how you want to live your life.