GO FUCK YOURSELFS!

[Jonathan Clement]

Jonathan, I would like to ask you a real question in full seriousness.

Why did you create that board of your's? Why did you do it, knowing that you're a sixteen year-old prepubescent teenager who must confess to the internet about your wet dreams of unreal women that you could not even fathom to get with? Why did you do it, knowing that you don't have the patience of a real administrator, let alone of the one you worship? Why did you create that board of your's, knowing that your only 'real' members would be a 34 year-old overweight World of Warcraft gamer who spends half of his money on anime and the other half on internet porn, and a patronizing teenage nobody who has to refer to Pokemon in order to properly insult someone?

Jonathan, I think that you are attention-starved, yet being the redneck righteous homeschooled Christian, you can't seem to get it. So here you go. We're giving you all the attention you desire. We will flame and taunt and insult your whitetrashed skinny bible-citing homophobic ass until you shut down this board and never return again. You only created this board so that you can play God and control your own domain. Well fuck you you selfcenterred cunt, because in the end you're only a 16 year old kid with no social life, no real friends, and guardians that could care less about you.

And guess what: you're the ****** here. You're the ****** of this whole fucking domain, and you'll be the ****** wherever you go. You'll be the little boy with the microscopic penis that everyone, even ******s, make fun of, because outside this little board you've got no chance against anyone. You'll get buttfucked by big strong ******s hypocritical Christian white trash. Get it into your fucking thick head: you're not welcome even here, your own fucking haven. Get the fuck out teenage white ******.

You heartless ASSHOLES!!! YOU GO FUCK YOURSELFS! YOU KISS MY ASS AND GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!