What happened to the One and Only?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I think that he imploded. His high IQ and muscularity, coupled with his enormous weiner, edgy philosophic knowledge, and skill in fencing was too much for this realm of existance. He bent the space time continuum and imploded...then exploded into a river of boiling shit.

or he got mouth aids from sucking cock...I forgot he was bisexual too...and a genius. Oh, and he was adored by the ladies...even though he could never get one.