EARTHBOUND

[Emu]

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Although I do think the game is horrible, I ultimately hate the people who play it and try to justify it's combination of lame graphics, horribly simple dungeon design, terrible writing, clumsy cutscenes, wooden characters, grating music, and baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad acting as OK to have in the game because it also has an action combat system that is, admittedly, fun to play. BUT IT IS STILL NOT ENOUGH TO JUSTFY ALL THE PREVIOUS CRAP, OK, THIS WOULD HAVE TO BE THE MOST FUCKING FUN I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE FOR ME TO FORGIVE SOMETHING THIS TERRIBLY MADE. AND IT IS NOT.

Had they given an option to play the game with Japanese voice acting and somehow upload my own soundtrack, MABYE I would have given the game a chance, but they didn't, so no fucking cigar.

I also hate it because the internet's constant praisal of the game tricked me into paying 20 dollars for something I couldn't stand. It's like a RickRoll, except more expensive! That was 20 dollars I could have spent on something NICE! But now I'll never be able to! Fuck you, Tales of Symphonia!

This is EXACTLY what I say about Kingdom Hearts except that the acting is admittedly very good.