Whee, racism

[Perndog]

I was walking down the street about a quarter mile from my place in Minneapolis with my college sweatshirt and my bald, white head, and a BADASS GANGSTA on a tiny BMX bike shouted at me, "In the wrong part of town, ain't you, KKK?"

A couple of blocks later, two BADASS GANGSTA women in trashy but reasonably expensive-looking clothes said they were homeless and asked me for a handout. I said I didn't have any cash, and one of them took on a snotty tone and said "there's an ATM right back there (a block back at the convenience store), you got plastic, don'tcha?" and proceeded to talk trash about me to her companion as I shrugged and kept walking.

1) yeah, lady, good luck finding someone who's going to take a walk to an ATM to hand you twenty bucks.

2) wow, ghetto people are assholes. I'm moving to Uptown.