Turducken

[JediScum]

I remember reading some joke last year about Madden dining on a Turduckead (Turkey stuffed with duck that's stuffed with a human head).

Sadly, i haven't tried deep-fried turkey either. I've never heard a bad thing about yet.

Smoked turkey is awesome, too. I worked in a BBQ restaurant for about 3 years, and we'd smoke turkeys on the pit for a whole day. You have to cover it in foil until the last hour or two, otherwise the skin will be black.