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Old Dec 29th, 2007, 05:52 AM       
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Originally Posted by Durin413 View Post
But would you ride a flying shark, and eat it as you fuck it?
That would only be wise if one of the following 2 scenarios was true:

1) You had a death wish and wanted to truly go out with a bang. While fucking the shark as you soar through the air would indeed clearly be one of the most exhilarating experiences of your life... fucking AND eating the shark in midair? This would clearly kill the shark and you would both spiral out of control and most likely die in a fiery inferno of shark-jetpack fuel once you hit the earth.

2) You were somehow agile enough to fuck the shark, eat the shark, remove his jetpack and fly away to safety before you both plummeted to the earth and died in the way that was illustrated in scenario #1.
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