The question to end all questions

[James]

The other questions thread didn't pan out very well. Partly because people are stupid, people don't care, and I couldn't think of any good questions.

But now, I just have this one question. And whoever answers it gets a PRIZE. Yes, a PRIZE! People like prizes.

And now, the question. You can answer as many times as you like. But once someone answers correctly, I will say so in the thread, and it will all be over. That person will then win a PRIZE.

"What's the first thing you know?"