The "Help RoG find a laptop bag that isn't awful" thread

[Mockery]

So I have this spiffy new laptop but I can't take it out into the real world for adventures and tours of the finest museums and gutters that the city has to offer until I get a bag to carry it around in.

Now I've been to Best Buy, Newegg and places of that ilk, but I don't like how any of the bags look. They're all either too stiff/corporate looking or they look like they're trying to appeal to the XTREME SPORTS DUDE who didn't make the cut on a professional team and now has to go find a real job but still wants to clutch onto those fading dreams of athletic glory.

So this is where you guys come in. I just want a decent looking laptop bag that will protect my computer and have plenty of space to carry it around along with some accessories such as the cables, a mouse 'n what not.

My only other requirement is that the laptop is a 17" one, so the bag needs to be able to fit it. So yeah, if you guys have any suggestions, I'm all ears.