*screams in anguish*

[Grislygus]

Oh, man.


When I started working at the restaurant, there was this one kid there, called Jared. He was like, the dumbest, most unlikeable, socially clueless fat kid you'd ever seen. This one time, the cooks ran into the bathroom while he was taking a shit, shut off the lights and hurled loads and loads of wet toilet paper into the stall.

The cooks came back cackling, and he came back a few minutes later and was all like, "you guysh are dooshbags."







Just saying.