Why, God? Why?

[Grislygus]

The Mechanic, circa 2008.

Seriously?
I mean, of all the fucked up remakes I've ever heard of...

Seriously?


I mean, forget the faggoty revisionist plot for a second, let's just look at this guy's fucking credentials.

1. Reckless (2008) (pre-production) (written by)
2. AVPR: Aliens vs Predator - Requiem (2007) (written by)
   ... aka Aliens vs. Predator 2 (Singapore: English title)
   ... aka AvP2 (USA: short title)
   ... aka AvPR (International: English title: short title)
3. "UC: Undercover" (11 episodes, 2001-2002)
   - The Sins of Sonny Walker (2002) TV episode (creator) (teleplay)
   - Teddy C (2002) TV episode (story) (teleplay)
   - Zero Option (2001) TV episode (teleplay)
   - The Siege (2001) TV episode (creator) (teleplay)
   - City on Fire (2001) TV episode (creator)
   (6 more)
4. Shaft (2000) (screenplay) (story)
   ... aka Shaft - Noch Fragen? (Germany)
5. Armageddon (1998/I) (adaptation)
6. "New York Undercover" (3 episodes, 1995-1996)
   ... aka Uptown Undercover
   - Sympathy for the Devil (1996) TV episode (written by)
   - Color Lines (1995) TV episode (written by)
   - Digital Underground (1995) TV episode (written by)
7. Sundown: The Future of Children and Drugs (1991)

Also, to all my fellow artfags and film nuts, can anyone remember the name of the painting that Bronson was so obsessed over in the original?