Gerry

[Obscurus Lupa]

Anyone seen this movie? It's the worst movie I have ever seen and ever will see. It stars Matt Damen and his brother, and the only reason it was made was because Matt Damen was backing it.

I will now tell you everything that happens from beginning until end, and leave nothing out:

"Hey, I know a shortcut!"
"Oh no, our car broke down. Guess we have to walk through the desert!"
Walk through the desert. Shot of the scenery. Shot of them walking.
"Oh look, animal tracks!"
Don't follow the tracks. More walking. More scenery. Loooooong shot of the scenery.
"Hey how'd I get on top of this huge rock?"
"I don't know, jump down on this pile of dirt I made!"
Does.
"Wow, I think I broke my foot, but we're not gonna touch on THAT ever again!"
More walking. Scenery. Walking. Scenery. Watch some paint dry for a while. More scenery. Yep, they're still walking. Isn't there anymore dialogue? No, because the other guy died and Matt Damen is getting into a van that was on the road like two feet away that they somehow didn't notice.

The end.