Does anybody else have this problem with energy drinks?

[Pub Lover]

I once drank a can of an energy drink called Red Rooster. I had soon jumped off a roof causing permanent damage to my spine, run halfway across the city, & was arrested for trying to sleep on a very busy roundabout. I don't remember any of it.

I once drank a can of Red Bull. I had soon affectionately squeezed Tropical's knee. I remember it clearly. Red Bull makes you gay.