I like to walk around in the hallways practicing acoustic guitar for my shitty rock band! Incubus kicks so many leagues of ass, it's not even funny! I even LOOK LIKE BRANDON BOYD! I like to play guitar in the hallways because it shows people how
skilled i am at guitar, and helps me promote my gay band! When you think of heavy sludge/doom/grindcore, i want you to think of my Incubus Tribute band, Succubus! See, i'm smart, too! I'll bet you didn't know that a succubus sits on MEN's faces, and not on WOMEN's! It's the opposite of an Incubus! Clever, huh? Some of my other favorite bands are Green Day, Taproot, Staind, and NIRVANA!

! Next time you see me, i want you to take my guitar, and
shove it up my ass! 