Scalp-related troubles (baldness arising)

[terrva]

Allrighty folks, this is the deal: i'm going bald. Or balding, if you will. I'm also twenty years old. Isn't this just grand? For the record, almost none of my relatives either from my mother's or father's side are naturally bald. Is there a demon in my head eating all my hair? Is god punishing me for the sins i've done? Do i have a poor blood circulation in my scalp or something?

Feel obliged to sympathize, insult, ignore or share your own baldness related thoughts in this thread.