here's why i hate my stupid brain

[chemquat]

effin' months ago, when i first started poring through the archives reading every single article, i came across one about halloween and maybe fun ways to answer the door, and it basically descended into one man's diatribe against the barking dogs next door.

it was hilarious, and i would like to read it again, but i can't b/c i can't even remember who freaking wrote it. i checked the halloween set, and nothing looks familiar.

is there any kind of information my brain can hold on to longer than a week? AT ALL? SERIOUSLY?