A peculiar thing happened today

[Zomboid]

Lately I've been pretty sick. The symptoms are diarrhea, head aches, sneezing, coughs, and sore throat. Well, this morning when I was about to have a shower, I realize I have to pee. Since I'm not too keen on standing in my own urine while showering, I went over to the toilet to let it rip. I'm completely naked, the shower is running, I'm standing in front of the toilet, and I'm cold. It takes a couple seconds to relax, but when I do, I start peeing happily. Pretty soon I get a familiar feeling that often comes up when I'm peeing. I have to shit too. Not just any shit, but diarrhea. I can feel the remaining solid turds in my bowels liquefying. No big deal. I keep pissing, knowing that when I'm done, I'll just turn around and sit down on the can and let loose a brown explosion.

Then it happens.

I sneeze. It loosens up my entire body and I cringe because I know what's coming next. Before I can prepare for it, a chunky brown stream spurts out of my ass and splashes onto the rim of the toilet bowl and the floor.

I clean up the toilet and the floor before I hop into the shower to wash any residual feces off of my lower half.

One of the most interesting, funny, and disgusting mornings of my entire life.