Hookah Party

[Sethomas]

So, I've got a hookah from eBay coming my way in the mail. I just need to get hoses and shisha and booze and charcoals and friends. So, I made a goal of sorts. Next week I'm hoping to start summer classes at IU Bloomington, likely Fencing and Latin. With fencing my plans are to be skilled enough with an epée that I can fold the intestines of my enemies like oragami, and I also wish to become physically fit so that the females will want to shower me with champaigne and their tongues. I figure that I'm good enough at run-on sentences, I should be able to achieve this. Third point of interest is that the hot tub chez moi is now functional.

The power of these three facts combined is that I wish to have a Hookah Bathtub Party when I'm done with my summer classes, likely around the third weekend of June. I will have things for everyone! Smoking for the smokers! Tubbing for the tubbers! Pizza for the hungry! Bachlawa for all! Reindeer for the Lapps!

So, mark your calendars for sometime in June, because attendence is required of those of you who don't suck.