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Creepy Old Fart
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Illinois
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May 6th, 2008, 12:35 AM
Once, I was at a bar with a friend who was a junkie (but otherwise a good guy), and we sat at a table. This was around when "The Blair Witch Project" first came out in theatres. Two girls asked if they could join us, and we said "ok". They talked about the movie, i made jokes, my friend nodded off, repeatedly, and when the bar was closing I hit 'em with this....
"Um, I hate to ask, but could I get a ride home?"
""(SIGH)..... WHERE do you live? (mild groan)"
"Uhh, I meant, YOUR HOME"
And it worked!!!! Lots of touchy feely with 2 girls, but no pokey squealy.
Oh well.
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